You can actually afford to fly somewhere because you have real jobs.
You over-pack. Mostly because you wear more clothes to bars than you did when you were 23. And you actually care about getting sick in cold weather.
Everyone requires a sleeping space, no floors please.
Hair washing is non-existent for 4 days. Enter dry shampoo.
You can afford to go to a nice, fancy dinner rather than ordering up nachos at the local watering hole.
The party starts early & ends early. Must get out of bar before sloths enter. “Why don’t we do a little day drinking?!”
Stomach issues and acid reflux is a real thing. Food must be elegant and well-thought out.
You worry about being hungover.
Your grimy pick up lines are not a turn on, it makes us want to punch you in the throat. Except for your Tyler #2!
You befriend all your Lyft drivers because they’re your age, you actually care about the story they have to tell you about the historic building to your right, and you didn’t puke in their car!
Speaking of history, it is actually important and you are actually interested. This weekend is more than just drinking.
You’re ok with having to make the best of plan B.
You spend money on creative, personalized decor and Victoria’s Secret lingerie instead of trashy veils and penis straws.
You steal TP from every bar just to ensure you’re never left without it that night.
There’s no drama, everyone actually likes each other and gets along! ♥
What a great weekend we had! We may be older, but we are sure as hell wiser!